One More Thing with Pastor Tim Burchill 7.16.2023

Bible Summary That Works

    I shared in worship yesterday a list I put together of all that God has done among her people through the Biblical story.  When I put that together, I was focusing on what God has done and does.  The focus is on God and God’s actions on behalf of Israel and us. (If you’d like a copy of the list from Sunday, click here).  What I didn’t share in church is that I was inspired by something similar which I’d come across years ago.  It has a different focus, of course, but it’s a fun summary anyway.  I thought you might find it insightful or humorous or both.

The Bible in 50 Words

God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Joseph ruled
Jacob fooled
Bush talked
Moses balked
Pharaoh plagued
People walked
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Saul freaked
David peeked
Prophets warned
Jesus born
God walked
Anger crucified
Hope died
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.

 

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What Jacob Marley Would Do,

If He Could Do It…

         I thought about using the following for a benediction—since Jacob Marley was warning Scrooge about the danger of loving money and what it could buy.  Ends up with the Cantata and everything else going on, I didn’t have the time.  So here is what you might have heard if the sermon itself was 5 minutes shorter!

A Confirming Word on Old King Herod

          I just want to echo what Rick said in his fine sermon yesterday (Nov. 23).  Herod was a ruthless tyrant and skilled politician.  When the Magi don’t report back to him, he decides to kill all the male children of Bethlehem under the age of 2.  That’s one paranoid dude.

Power Without Conscience?

          I ran out of room for this vignette in Sunday’s sermon.  Remember the quote that could be the headline for Ahab and Naboth:  “All that’s needed for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing.” The following reinforces that truth.

The Cars Are Looking for A King

          I don’t have a thing to add to Pastor Jessica’s excellent sermon this last Sunday.  The fable/parable she shared has been one of my favorites for all the lessons she pulled from it in her message.  I was playing around with my friend Chat GPT and after several abortive attempts, we came up with the following modernized version of Judges 9:7-15. 

The Lost Benediction

          Depending on the length of the sermon, I try to add a little something extra in my benedictions.  This week I wrote up a benediction but then realized we’d be singing and waving our umbrellas to some New Orleans jazz.

Change of Focus This Week

       Instead of sharing with you about yesterday’s sermon I’d like to invite you to do some background reading for next Sunday’s “Only Murders in the Bible.”  Seeing that it is All Saints Day this Sunday, we are going to look at the very first Christian martyr, Stephen.